F Yeah I'm Going To Mars.

Check out Google's April Fool's Joke. They forgot that we are ninja and therefore do not take trickery lightly. The Avgar Ninja will be going to Mars. And, just to smite the Google math nerds and their crazy billionaire/neo-pirate accomplices, we'll be going there much sooner than them. You could not even apply for our program [if said program was ever even made aware to you, which it would never be]. It is too late for you. If you would like to apply to Google's slow-ass peon Mars venture, you can do so here.
But be warned: you need not fear the crushing depth of space nor the mind-bending terror of Martian Man-Eaters. You need only fear Ninja.