Phantom Poop Ninja

The video below has a riviting, breaking news story out of that hotbed of ninja controversy: Idaho. It seems someone has been leaving special presents all over town, most notably under highway overpasses and near a Denny's. We'll refrain from delving into the intricacies of Denny's/Poop correlation theory, but needless to say, some people are offended by this. Furthermore, they have deliberately been trying to catch the perpetrator but to no avail. With my superior knowledge and wisdom, I know this is not a crazed vagrant nor a bleeding-edge artist, but just a ninja with some bad diarrhea. Our sympathies are with you ninja brother, may you accomplish your objective and thereby find a more peaceful place to poop.

If I had to guess, I'd say his target was a Denny's regular or employee. Probably that fat lady in the video. Good luck with your 'pooper stakeout' guys.