The Cure for the Common Crazed Soccer Mob

Police in Manchester, UK have released closed circuit tv footage showing a crapload of soccer football stupid looking sport fans rushing some cops after a match. BBC News has the video here. You can also find stuff on YouTube

The Manchester police handled it pretty well, due to their familiarity with drunken asshole hooligan control techniques. However, I would like to make a sugesstion to Manchester's finest. If you guys had some ninjas on the rooftops/lurking within the crowd those people would be marching in lockstep, going home to sleep soundly, or possibly engage in acts of domestic violence. The whole place would be cleared out like 15 min. after the match was over, and you lads could be posted up in your favorite armchair, downing some brewskis, or possibly committing similar acts of domestic violence. Doesn't matter, my point is that you certainly must have some Ninja contacts somewhere. Use them! F'ing call up James Bond, keep that old fart on his toes. I will say that the amount of restraint you guys showed was impressive. Not to ninjas of course, but average concerned citizen guy is probably impressed. Seriously though, last week, some guy threw some trash at my head, and he didn't live to see whether it hit me or not. Hint: it didn't. So next time you're faced with an out of control mob, throw that restraint junk out the window and do it to 'em Ninja style.