Death To Small Annoying Dogs And The Corporations That Endorse Them

There are a few things in life that awaken the Ninja within me and alter my usually genial disposition to one of remoresless killing machine. Haha, just kidding. I'm a Ninja...I'm always a remoresless killing machine. And the slightest thing will set me off on a frenzy of decapitation and unsolicited limb removal. This video was responsible for the deaths of 47 of my fellow co-workers today. Damn you Disney! And damn those little dogs! For fellow Ninja readers, don't watch the video if you have any loved ones/objects you don't want destroyed in the immediate vicinity.



This isn't over Disney....it is now my personal Ninja duty to destroy all evidence this film ever existed. It is for the good of society that you shall be unceremoniously stripped of your fancy trappings and left wallowing in your own despair. Prepare for destruction.

Addendum: Taco Bell will be spared a similar fate as they provide wholesome nourishment at affordable prices. They have repented from their ways and have curried the favor of the Ninja.